Testimonials

🗣️(or lack thereof)

🤷‍♂️ You might notice there’s a distinct absence of glowing testimonials on this page. No heartfelt paragraphs from satisfied customers. No dramatic tales of match-winning pots made with one of my cues. Not even a “Cheers mate, it’s alright I suppose.”

📬 It’s not that I don’t have happy customers — I do. They just haven’t got round to writing anything yet. Or maybe they’re still trying to spell “Queensbury.” Either way, the review section is currently emptier than my fridge after a bank holiday weekend 🧊.

🎁 I’ve considered giving more cues away, like some of the big-name cue makers do. You know the ones — flashy Instagram posts, free cues flying out like confetti 🎉, and a queue of influencers ready to say nice things in exchange for a bit of ash and a shoutout. 👀

🪵 But alas, I’m just one bloke with a lathe, a mountain of wood slowly taking over the workshop 🌲, and a worrying addiction to white chocolate KitKat Chunkies 🍫. So for now, you’ll have to take my word for it — or better yet, try one yourself and become the first brave soul to say, “Yeah, it’s actually pretty decent.” 😎